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The Bio of the lovely Miss Connie Buen
NAME: Connie Buen a.k.a. The Bounty
SEX: Undetermined
AGE: 23
OCCUPATION: Import Girl
STATUS: On the verge...of combustion....OF THE CHEST!
MEASUREMENTS: 68/65/68EE
FAVORITE BRAND OF CONDOM: Trojan Women!
NAME- Frank a.k.a. "thong master" Lin
AGE- old enough to be your grand pappy
B.O.D.- i ferget.....hard to keep track of time nowadays
LOCATION- Callabasas, california i was brandon boyd's neighbor at one point, i always had him to shut his garage band up. I had no clue that some day he would become famous some day
OCCUPATION- Manwhore/Male Escort
STATUS- Taken by the oh-so-wonderful ZYE!
HAIR-I'm bald
EYES- I'm blind thru one eye the other eye is blue i think
HEIGHT- 4'2" it's hard to reach the door knobs some time
FAVORITE DENTAL FLOSS BRANDS- Johnson and Johnson, that brand you by at the auto parts store
HOBBIES- Smoking weed, polishing my head, and going down to the race track, staring at the wood lying in my garage
TURN-ONS- Girls with pruny tits, Guys with huge-ass bel lbottoms,
FAVORITE TUPET BRAND- Joe's Hairclub for Men
FAVORITE LUBRICANT- Johnson and Johnson's baby oil
Why I love Zye:
She's the most beautiful girl in existance
The greatest person I've ever known
Pretty
Amazing persont to talk to
The person that i care about the most in the world
Someone like no other